Kim Jong-Il lives! Kim Jong-Il is alive and well! I have photo evidence! I have documentary proof! (My favourite new internet meme.)
OK. Here's the deal.
Kim Jong-Il sightings have been popping up ever since reports about his deteriorating health made headlines in August. This is funny to me, because I actually used to teach him back in my Kindergarten Teaching days.
It's time for a repository.
3 Alley Pub hired a new bartender.
RateMyHogwan reports on a Mr. Kim who opened a new English school near Kangnam.
An official photo.
The latest official batch.
Photoshop contest from SomethingAwful
My personal favorite: the first documented evidence that Kim Jong-Il is a disco demigod!
If you have seen Kim Jong-Il, please fire me an e-mail, or post it in the comments. Dang, that video was great!