So anyway, I was thinking about the upcoming US election, and I saw this.
But then after thinking about that for a while, I also noticed this.
Fortunately, reading this helped me sort out my thoughts on the topic.
Is that enough, Blogger? Pretty please? Can I keep my blog now?
Update: Garrison Keillor, an American (there you go, Brian) has two abilities:
1. to pull a column out of his arse, say absolutely nothing, but say nothing so beautifully that you read the column twice more, just because you feel like something important happened, but you must have missed it somewhere in the link he somehow made between the sound of snow underfoot while walking to church and corruption in Zimbabwe or uncertainty about the housing market. However, when he DOES have an actual topic, his second ability is (drumroll please)
2. to hit the nail on the goldurn head with grace and wit.