FPWAWM: (into his hands, muffled) yes.
Every day, everybody takes precautions for tons of bad stuff that might, or might not happen. Stuff like seatbelts, bike helmets, smoke detectors, CPR training courses, a few tylenol in the backpack, and waiting at crosswalks are all precautions. We don't mind them, might not even think about them, because they don't cost us much time, money or inconvenience. Nobody thinks it's paranoid to wait at a crosswalk, or wear a bike helmet, or toss an extra charger in their backpack.
Precautions only become paranoid when they are out of proportion with the actual frequency or seriousness of the bad thing that might happen. Movie stunt drivers or race car drivers might wear an airbag suit, and that’s very sensible, because filming car stunts is daaaaangerous. But the very same thing is paranoid in other contexts, driving to church, say. The word paranoid is all about how risky something is. That means we have to make a risk assessment — accurately judge how risky something is and decide if this or that precaution is appropriate for the risk. Not enough caution? It’s reckless. Appropriate level? It’s sensible. Too much? It’s paranoid.
If the risk is high enough, the word paranoid doesn’t attach, no matter how many precautions we take. YES I want the skydiving pack with a triple redundant parachute release mechanism. Unless you have a quadruple redundant one in storage. Me no like splat.
And your impulse would be correct. Here's why: most years, fewer than 1000 people worldwide die in airplane crashes (see below). 1000 is a big number to show up at your coffee shop during Tuesday lunch break, but for a global fatality rate, in something, it’s really, really low! A skydiving suit IS a bit paranoid for a commercial flight.
However, if we saw 50 000 plane crash deaths per year, or 500 000, the calculation changes. Maybe a parachute isn't such a bad idea anymore. Or an Inspector Gadget helicopter hat.
So what’s the risk of sexual assault, which is the real subject of the bear discourse, then? Is a woman taking all the measures listed above more like the weirdo wearing a skydiving suit on a commercial flight, or more like a soccer mom telling the kids to “buckle up” before she starts the car?
(that airplane crash chart is courtesy of Statista.com)
Let's make a risk assessment.
Even without data, if you were online in 2017, during that October when #MeToo first went viral, you know women's risk of being a SA victim is pretty high, that a lot of women experience that sometime in their lives.
FPWAWM: “…”
You want data, I guess, FPWAWM?
FPWAWM: “Yes.”
Are you sure?
FPWAWM: “Yes.”
OK then. RAINN - the Rape Abuse & Incest National Network reports here (RAINN link) that one in six US women will be the victim of an attempted rape or completed rape in her lifetime. Men get raped too (1 in 71, sez Wikipedia, which isn’t nothing, but which is fewer than 1 in 6) Wikipedia link (I know, I know), but even for male rape, the rapists are still overwhelmingly male. How overwhelmingly? Ninety-frikkin' nine percent. (no, that is not a typo). What percentage of rapists or would-be rapists are actual members of the Ursidae family? I think the number there is zero, or really really really close to zero (shudder).
Who are we meeting in the woods again?
1 in 6, plus 1 in 71, with 99% of it perpetrated by men… context-free, that’s enough on its own, isn't it? Is that enough risk assessment? Can we say precautions are not paranoid?
FPWAWM: "..."
Fine. Context: here are some other risky things humans do. 1.3 million people a year die in car accidents.
What precautions do we take to avoid being part of that 1.3 million? We pay car insurance, wear seatbelts, pay extra for cars with built-in legally required safety features, consent to a safety regulation system run by the government, obey tons of traffic laws, and basically accept the tickets and fines and regulations as part of the game if we break them. We whine, but we pay, and we accept that those safety laws do, and should, exist.
8 million people a year die of smoking-related diseases. For that 8 million, society tolerates or even welcomes massive cigarette taxes, taxpayer-funded anti-smoking advertising and education campaigns, extensive regulations over every aspect of the tobacco industry, and we even let them put horrifying photos on every cigarette package, which go on display where kids might see them. We send smokers off to special designated smoking areas like grade-school kids standing in the corner. IMAGINE how much complaining we'd hear from any other group if we told them they had to leave the building and stand in the winter wind to indulge their habit. That's for 8 million people a year.
Is one in six US women more than eight million a year? I’m not going to torture you with my back-of-the-napkin math here: it’s hard to math this math because:
I’m not sure how that 1 in 6 stacks up with other countries with different cultures, different laws, different definitions of rape and different social conditions. It might go up or down depending on how laws are written and stuff.
A lot of rapes and rape attempts go unreported, for all kinds of reasons, so the real number might be higher than 1 in 6. Maybe even a lot higher. It's hard to say. It's probably not lower, though.
Most of the data I’ve seen about sexual harassment and rape is of the “at some time in her life” or "during her time at university" type, which is hard to translate into a “per year” number that stacks up directly against the 1.3 million car crash deaths and the 8 million smoking deaths per year. It is hard for me to brain those numbers because I am a word guy, not a data guy.
But even without braining them, I can lick my finger, stick it in the air, and say I’m pretty sure, in fact almost certain that shakes out to WAY more than 8 million assaults a year worldwide, or 9.3 million if we combine car crash deaths and smoking deaths. If men were a car, there’d be a recall.
If anyone knows a link where someone brained the math more mathily, please share it! Or if someone is data-brained enough to number-crunch those numbers, I’d be grateful. But for today, it is enough to say we are definitely way above the threshold of “dangerous enough to take precautions,” and what level of precautions? We'd still be far, far from paranoid at the "everybody wears a seatbelt" level of precaution. If you disagree, Evil Knievel and the cast of Jackass would like a word with you.
1 in 6 is one spin of Russian roulette.
And that 1 in 6 was ONLY for rape and rape attempts. If we add leering, following, catcalling, obscene texts or phone calls, stalking, groping, or nonconsensual camera stuff, how high does the ratio go? That stuff, which all adds to that constantly on-edge, unsafe feeling women are talking about when they bring up the bear thing, isn’t even counted in the 1 in 6.
If you’re a man reading this, and you’re mad about being compared to a bear, ask a woman who’ll tell you the truth how high above one in six she thinks the ratio would go if we counted all that noise, too. I have a feeling I know what answer I’d get.
One spin of Russian roulette. It’s perfectly reasonable to be nervous about a strange man in the woods.
(This webpage says 35% of women have faced sexual harassment… but again, what are our definitions?)
FPWAWM: “I’m not convinced.”
Really? Well, let’s keep going, then.
Next question: Why DO bears hang out in the woods? What are they up to? And what is a MAN doing in the woods?
Of all the things bears do, it ALL happens in the woods. They eat, sleep, climb stuff, play the pinecone game, and make marmalade, all in the woods. That means, “find and harm a lone woman” is a long ways down on a bear’s to-do list, far far below "find a tree trunk that can also be a back-scratcher"
If you ask “What is that bear up to, by itself in the woods?” the answer is, “Where else would it be?”
Then, ask what that MAN in the woods is up to?
Well, of all the things men do, most do not happen in the woods. Towns, villages, buildings, houses, cars and sports bars all rank higher than woods. Also, the things men do in the woods are usually group activities, like hiking or camping or LARPing or calling on dark spirits from the unknowable beyond. Of the things men ONLY do in the woods, and ONLY alone… the list is getting short. The top few items are still probably harmless: (This is the coolest walking stick yet. Nobody else appreciates my ninja skills,) but a little ways down the list are a few that happen in the woods specifically because the woods don't have escape routes, lines of sight, locking doors, CCTVs, law enforcement, or nearby witnesses. What kinds of activities check THOSE boxes? Nothing wholesome.
“What is that man up to by himself in the woods?” The best answer is, “I don’t know, and I don’t care to find out.”
There’s a very small cost for thinking a man in the woods is up to no good, and being wrong. My punishment for avoiding him: a little lost time, and a lost chance to meet someone who might be cool.
On the other hand, there’s a very very high cost for thinking a man in the woods is probably safe, and being wrong. Walk up to the wrong man thinking he's safe, and we’re looking at life-altering trauma.
This is what the saying “better safe than sorry” was invented for.
FPWAWM: “I’m not saying you’ve persuaded me, but…”
At this point, FPWAWM, it’s starting to seem like you just don’t WANT to see it from women’s point of view. Really think about whether that's happening right now, and that would mean.
FPWAWM: “No comment.”
Another thing about bears: the same actions – the stuff in the forest safety pamphlet – will keep you safe from almost every bear. Unless that bear really really wants you to win an Oscar, you’re probably good.
But men are not so predictable. Backtalking a catcaller can have a range of effects, from an abashed apology to being followed and targeted. You never know what you’re gonna get, from man to man, or even from the same man on different days.
That uncertainty is terrifying when someone is bigger, probably stronger, and might be inclined to violence (and you won’t know if he is until it’s too late). Add to this the knowledge that if he attacks you, a lot of people won’t believe you, have even been culturally programmed toblame you if you report it. Bears usually aren’t inclined to violence. They’re inclined to bear stuff, like catching salmon, the bare necessities of life, checking in on Eeyore, and preventing forest fires.
FPWAWM: “But I’m a Good Guy! I’m not One Of Those Guys! Not All Men are like that!”
Sure, but she doesn’t know that yet, does she? And don't forget that most human predators know how to make themselves appear harmless, so rando mando is guilty until proven innocent.
FPWAWM: “Perhaps if I just had a chance to explain that I’m not a predator…”
Good luck with that, but think on this: the things you'd say to try and persuade a woman that you're okay... are the exact things a predator might say to get that woman alone and… preda her. Saying you're one of the good ones IS a red flag itself, kind of the same way the people who say "Trust me" the most are the biggest liars, and people who say “I know a lot about this,” often don’t.
FPWAWM: Well, ok. I’m not saying those reservations are unreasonable. I’m really not. But… if I’m guilty until proven innocent, isn’t it fair that I get a chance to, you know, prove that I am… innocent?
Fair point… but perhaps alone in the woods is not a time and place where your chance of doing so is very high.
FPWAWM: So what can I do?
Read the fucking room! Instead of alone in the woods, approach women when and where other people are around. Take your shot in places where the answer to the question “what’s he doing by himself HERE” is something totally normal and mundane like "getting a latte, looking for a book to read, or sharing one of his interests with like-minded people.”
FPWAWM: “Okay. I get it. Joing a book club. But I’d just like to point out that any persuadable person would have already been persuaded 400 words ago, Rob.”
So you admit you don’t want to be persuaded?
FPWAWM: “I admit no such thing. I just want to know why you are really still going on about this?”
I’m glad you asked.
FPWAWM: “Oh shit. That’s your ‘pontification’ face.”
It is.
FPWAWM: “What have I done?”
Stay tuned for part two!