1. one of the coolest compliments I ever received:
"Rob is the thinnest person I've ever met who likes food as much as he does."
2. when a narcissist like myself googles his own name, he might discover...
I have a namesake: another Rob Ouwehand, who is a prog-metal guitarist in the Netherlands. Here's what he sounds like.
Here's what he looks like.
And here's a funny song about another person who likes to google himself. (warning: mature content)