Hat tip to occidentalism for this one.
A couple is divorcing because they each fell in love on line, went to meet their possible new partner/affair buddy, and met. . . each other.
They're using what would, under other circumstances, be called a "date" as proof that each was intending to cheat on the other.
This is why satirists are out a job: nobody could make stuff up that's more outrageous than real life!