Sunday, 18 January 2009

HAHAHAHAHA - Tribute to that Stupid Catchy Song, and Beardoseyo

OK. still looking for nominations for the best blogs of 2008. Seriously. I don't want to be the only one with input here, 'cause, you know, that'd be lame.

Until then: while traveling in China, I didn't shave, because I hate shaving, and my hair's dark enough that I need to shave every morning while I'm working, or I look awful.

This is what it looks like after four weeks without shaving...

After the initial neck-beard trim, which would have sent Girlfriendoseyo running, screaming from my presence, it looked like this.

Now, before I shave it off entirely, I'm offering you, the readers of Roboseyo, some input:

For one day, I will do my remaining facial hair in whatever way my lovely readers choose, on the sidebar poll:

Do you want to see Roboseyo with:

1. Mutton Chops

2. a Pornstar 'stache

3. A goatee

4. Doucheburns

5. Laser Beard

and finally...

For all the songs that get stuck in our heads...

Go to the sidebar. Vote.


Otto Silver said...

Doucheburns, but only if it comes with the shades

Anonymous said...

You look great with the additional hair.

I wonder who was the braniac who invented the first razor? It's not natural, so I opt for a plush face as did these famous bearded individuals: Confucius, Zeus, Poseidon, Jesus, Lao Tsu, Frederick Douglass, Sri Aurobindo, Sigmund Freud, Ulysses S. Grant, W.E.B. Dubois, Robert E. Lee, Karl Marx, John Lennon, Abraham Lincoln, and countless others. Can you imagine anyone telling any of them to get with the “clean-shaven” look?

John from Daejeon

Melissa said...

pornstar, please!

Roboseyo said...

don't forget to vote on the sidebar poll, or it won't be counted.

John: Thanks. Someone once told me that Alexander the Great, because of his youth, was the first man to go around without much facial hair, and it's been in and out of fashion since then.

Maybe that's total bullocks, but it's a great little bit of useless, possibly apocryphal and untrue, information.

ZenKimchi said...

Another vote for doucheburns.