Soundtrack: "I'm An Asshole" by Dennis Leary (uhh... warning: some bad words in this song)
so then, to balance out that unrestrained joy-down from the previous post...
Add another item to the list of things to call "Korea's X" -- things in Korea that are like more famous things elsewhere. Korea's Ann Coulter. (picture stolen from The Korean's site, but altered here at Roboseyo)
This goes to prove that many pundits, and (not all, but certainly enough) netizens are dicks. I've written before about how too many netizens are dicks, and bring the dialogue down to the level of the lowest common denominator, instead of trying to raise their own level. Here in Korea, where netizens have to use their actual ID numbers, and so the things they say can be traced back to their real identities, even that isn't enough to dissuade them from being duh-icks (read it out loud) online, and pundits will always be jerks if it can make them more famous. (photo stolen from Brian's write-up on the topic, but altered here at Roboseyo.)
Matt from Popular Gusts has a really great write-up about Moon Geun-Young's grandfather (one of the reasons she's being attacked is because he was affiliated with the communist party), and Ji Man-Won, the obnoxious conservative pundit who led the attack on her. He also directs our attention to Mike Hurt's article, "My Stomach Hurts" where the Metropolitician talks about how envy at others' success brings out the worst in Koreans.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Moon Geun-Young, like Tiger Woods before her, when somebody said something stupid and ignorant about him, has responded in the only appropriate way: by remaining silent about the whole fustercluck. Now she has doubly impressed me as a class act, rising above a whole bunch of ugly with grace. I might even start liking her TV spots, and forgive her voice for being so. darned. cute..
Post subtitle explained: this is a line from the lovely Leonard Cohen song Hallelujah, as sung by John Cale:
"Maybe there's a God above, all I ever learned from loveWas how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya"
Which is exactly what these petty parasites are doing, for fame, or for release of the frustration at their own unhappy lives, or for the sheer lulz of being a dick anonymously. They're taking aim at someone who outdrew them, who accomplished more in life, lashing out in spite, rather than taking aim at the kinds of accomplishments that Ms. Moon has been achieving with her success.
To all such netizens, and the pundits who sic them on classy people trying to make their way as best they can:
Go fester.
Now here's something beautiful, to put you (and me) back in a good mood.
4 comments:
Great post!
I managed to find it by googling "Roboseyo, asshole"
Really. Which sites did you arrive at by googling Roboseyo and other swear words/deviant sexual practices?
It lends credence to my belief that every nation has its wingnuts.
That was what I was going to say.. He compared Kim Gu with Osama Bin Laden. A fascist asshole comparable to Cho Gap Je.
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