Courtesy of Nick Elwood, of the blog "Bathhouse Ballads"
Electric Rice Cooker...
and cum warmer.
If you're into that kinky stuff. (as Nick says: don't forget to wash it out after)
Did this make the rounds while I was on my honeymoon, or is it as hilarious to you as it is to me?
Any other submissions for best mangled English of 2010, so far?
one expat's life in Korea
12 comments:
Actually, that would be fine if it had hyphens in it-- "rice cooker-cum-warmer":
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/cum
I know.
Keeps you smiling!
Weird timing - I have a Konglish post set to be published tomorrow - here's a preview of my favorite:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4104/4834488090_f3b8b27e70_o.jpg
This is one of my favorites ever. Right up there with the Rice-Tard a while back.
LOLLLL
Ricetard was a great one, but I don't like the way the word has been used by some to mean "stupid asian" or as an adjective meaning "typical of a stupid asian" - "That English t-shirt is ricetarded" or "some ricetard almost hit my while running a red light"
and there's me being a "maple syruptard" - it should read "almost hit ME while running a red light"
that usage of the word "ricetard" sounds to me like a racist slur, and it's let me to avoid using the word.
There must be an English 'consultant' having a ball in the company...lol
http://schlotzy.blogspot.com/2010/07/engrish.html
Did you see this on my blog last week? Classic!
Good Heavens.
Wow.
Just Wow.
I might get one for Dan for his birthday next year...
I like the "Dick Sticks" snacks. They make me ... laugh ...
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