Apparently there's some kind of an election coming up, in China or America or Germany or something. . .
have any of you heard about this? If it's important (and I think it might be), I wish the media were more on top of things, and did a better job of making sure people got wind of important changes on the world scene. I mean, especially the Chinese or Americans or Germans or whoever -- they have to vote and stuff.
Anyway, next time around, I hope there's a little more coverage, you know, if it's important and all. And whoever it is that's having the election (google didn't turn up much), I hope they get out and vote and all. And that the best candidate (sorry; haven't heard about who they are, or what each of them has to offer) will win. I'm tired of all the under-coverage in the news these days. It's frustrating having to try so hard just to find out what's going on.
is to create something that will stick in your head like a ballbuster,
and dress it up in as much cute/sexy line-straddling hijinks as they can.
**OK. I should qualify this with saying "often" "sometimes" and "many" instead of "always" "never" and "all". . . but sometimes it seems this way, OK?**
to me, the experience of diving into modern Korean dance/pop music is about tantamount to skipping lunch and eating cotton candy until I'm full instead.
And I swear, there's a musically gifted, sugar-hyper six-year old singing to herself, confined in a music studio basement somewhere who is the inspiration, maybe even the composer, for all these songs.
For your consideration:
Crazy Crazy Crazy, by Banana Girl (note the cute faces, the attempt to start a line-dance craze, and fingers pointing in the air with baby-pink cute smiles)
Here is my running "this is what's going through my head as I watch this video" diary for chocolate, also by Banana Girl. (maybe it's just Banana Girl...)
candy. too cute.
the v sign -- two fingers in the air. getting the cheese on early.
seriously, is this band's target audience four-year olds?
lollipop flowers. . . and then a wiggle dance in a bare-shoulder dress.
ooh. slipped on a bananaa peel. didn't see that coming.
ooh. it can't be a korean mousic video without an attempt to start a dance craze. . . it's like a Freddie Prinze Jr. Movie.
Cartoon mascots. and cotton candy. I swear this video had a six-year-old executive procucer.
the platinum blode wigs are. . . uh...
I wonder how many of these dance crazes people attempt to start, but never catch on. The people at the dance club probably didn't take this one on because they couldn't find enough cartoonishly large lollipops.
holy crap a rodeo machine! only for two seconds.
a candy-cane pole dance and that rodeo machine again. . . so their target audience is four-year old girls and thirty-one year-old men, then. hmmm.
So did hershey sponsor the making of this video?
Wow. There are genres of Korean music I like but dear friends, this ain't it.
I think my hands are shaking.
That was kind of fun.
So, is K-pop getting too sexified? Here's "Kiss Kiss" also by Banana Girls
Again, James Turnbull would be better at discussing the cutsified, lolita-sex appeal of the baby talk, whiny singing, eyelash-batting bicycle-riding kid stuff, balanced against the intensive oral fixation (lollipops, fingers by mouth, a FREAKING CHERRY!), the stick-in-your-head-with-crazy-glue catchiness with those whiny syllables at the end of every line (not just in this song, either)
This sounds very similar to the band/artist I mentioned before explaining why K-pop is sometimes like wading through a swamp of cute, (Lee Hyun Ji) -- any connection between these bands, other than the fact they're like corkscrews in my brain? It's difficult to explain this kind of pop culture without seeing it, but this is a common form of femininity here, as far as I can tell, and I know some people (not many, but a few) who do (or try to (from time to time at least)) act like these starlets (with varying degrees of success); at the same time, I'm not so much an expert, but I have a feeling a band like this wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell of making it in North America, unless they played up the cutesy cheesiness to the level of hardcore fetish, and ended up in some kind of creepy raincoat-flasher target-market niche/asiophile who would have found out about them anyway demographic, kind of like that old Russian teen-lesbian-pop-duo import from 2003, TATU.
So what do you think, readers? What's the North American culture equivalent to Banana Girl? And what would happen if Banana Girl decided to tour the states? The cultural differences that manifest in pop culture fascinate me to no end.
I went to Seoul Forest with Girlfriendoseyo on Sunday, after a great Saturday meeting a few friends, who took some pictures of me which I want. With a capital W. Beautiful in Seoul Forest though. Just beautiful.
But until I can get the slideshow up and running, and choose the perfect song, here are two pictures for the lot of you, to tide you over until the full write-up comes online,
So instead, here's a slide show and some great pictures of the gorgeous little town of Damyang in Jeolla Province, where I travelled last weekend with Girlfriendoseyo.
It's a pretty town, with a gorgeous (but crowded on Saturdays in Autumn) Bamboo Forest, and a riverside park right next to the forest. Perfect place to rent a bike. The food was fantastic (it being Jeollado) and as Brian mentioned in a facebook message: it's kind of a travesty that there isn't a Korea food blogger living in Jeolla-do and exploring the local specialties down there. (However, whenever Tourism Jeolla offers me a six figure salary (in Euros, thanks), I'm their man!)
At night, we walked back into the forest, now empty, with green lights planted all along the paths, creating ghostly, lovely shadows between the bamboo stalks. And it was silent. Almost dead silent. I haven't heard true silence (other than "I've stuffed my head under five pillows" silence) in Seoul just about. . . ever . . . so being able to actually not hear anything was a bit shocking, and glorious.
Great place. Wonderful. Can't wait to go back.
That slide show, then. The song is "The Naming of Things" by Andrew Bird, a favorite artist of mine.
rented bikes and hit a biking trail
in the forest proper: it's a popular movie filming location, too. can't imagine why.
this street was just MADE for couples.
the photo doesn't do a single iota of justice to the scene in the forest after dark.
Then suddenly, you have baby inflatable signs. It's all very mysterious, little grasshopper.
In other news. . . spotted this "Travel Korea" ad next to the CNN Election news.
A little closer up:Now sure, they could have said, "How about your vacation" which would have even MORE awkwardly told us, "This ad was conceived and written in Korean, and a native English speaker may never have been consulted during any step in the process of creating it, except as a token whose advice we don't follow" but the fact is, native English speakers pretty much never use the question, "What about your..." to introduce new conversation topics. "What about" is used to explore a different aspect of a topic already under discussion. On the other hand, my Korean students love to start sentences with "What about" or "How about," whether it's appropriate English usage or not. Then again, given that the ad was up on CN-freaking-N Online, I don't think they're trying to convince Korean esl students to travel to Seoul. . . in which case. . .
