1. Instead of rating movies with stars, I think the new rating for a movies' quality should be:
Watch it in the cinema, then buy the DVD and watch all the special features.
Watch it in the cinema twice. Tell your friends about it.
Watch it in the cinema.
Download it and watch it fullscreen.
Download it and watch it while doing other stuff.
Download it and skip to the action/nude scenes.
Watch it ironically so you can rip it in front of your friends later.
Watch it ironically, but be too embarrassed to talk about it later.
2. (My facebook friends will recognize this)
Little words count for a lot: a student dropped the 'with' and told me,
"Yesterday I ate out my wife at a restaurant."
3. I look dazzling in a suit. (last weekend, instead of 2S2, here's what I was up to)