They were in fine form today. It was parents' day, so the parents could come, and sit in on a class, to see how their children were coming along. It's a stressful day for the teachers, but we made it through OK. Before the parents came, I briefed my kids on how to behave properly during the open class. I told them to sit properly, raise their hands, and wait to be called on.
James piped up, "Or else mommy will take you to bathroom, pok pok pok!" (he mimed a spanking motion with his hand.)
I said, "I hope your mommy won't take you to the bathroom and spank you, but I also hope you're very good boys and girls today!"
Then Willy said, "But mommy is a girl. I'm a boy!"
So I rubbed it in: "Yes, Willy! Maybe your mommy will take you into the girls' bathroom!" All the boys shrieked, thinking, "wow, that would be doubly embarrassing!"
One of my girls, Arooh, smiled smugly, "I'm a girl that's OK. I can girls bathroom going that's OK."
To which Willy promptly replied, "Your daddy will come."
Wiped the smug smile off her face like lightning, and made me laugh out loud.